Yes, it's true: I am tanning again. And you can stop with all your "tsk tsk-ing" and finger-wagging, because duh, I know tanning is bad for you. But I just can't stand being mistaken for a Twilight cast member any more. You say "porcelain" and I say "pale". And no one looks good pale. Well, except for Nicole Kidman...and babies. But babies don't really count because they always look cute no matter what. Not so true for young adults. We look better with healthy glows. (give or take the "healthy" part)
But the thing about an Irish girl tanning is that...well, we don't. We freckle. and that, my friends, is precisely what is happening. Freckles freckles everywhere. It's unavoidable. But i decided long ago, that I'd rather be a freckly kind of tan than a orange kind of tan...which is the kind I would be if I used fake tanner from the bottle. That never works out. EVER.
I have only been going for about a week now, so I only have a few sprinklings of freckles. but just you wait. Give me another month and I'll be COVERED.
That's me all freckle-fied.
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