I like life as is. It's pretty good, not gonna lie. And I don't like to think of myself as ungrateful for this "pretty good life" but I can't help but constantly wonder what life would be like if I were say...famous, or living in Harry Potter world, or taller, or rich, or had blue eyes, or owned a dog, or lived in Europe, or had a personal chef/massager, or had a photographic memory, etc. The list goes on but these are the ones I usually think about.
If I were famous, whoa. That'd be sick. And honestly? I would probably be a diva. Because when the world is kissing your feet, why kick 'em away? If they want to think I am God's gift to the world, who am I to tell them differently? "No guys, really- I'm just a normal gal. I burp and make crude jokes and have bad hair days- just like you." Um no. I hate when the stars say stuff like that because it makes us "little people" sound disgusting. Hey, just because we're not strutting down the red carpet doesn't mean we can't look good and act appropriately! And plus, burping and farting and whatever stars qualify as "normal" is considered gross by anyone's standards. So try relating to the people in ways that you would do to a friend and not say, a loser. But anyway, back to the point: if I were famous I would be super generous (assuming that I'd be as rich as Oprah) and would take my friends and family on mini getaways (separately of course, lol. only in a perfect world would friends and family party together...but I guess, that's a wedding isn't it?) I'd also be the most relaxed person ever with all my massages. I'd pay someone by the hour to be at my beckon call for a massage. And a good one too. Or maybe even a designated "back-tickler", because that's nice too.. ahh what a life, what a life...
Now, if I lived in Harry Potter world, I think I would either be the happiest person in the world or the craziest. Since I really don't know how the other characters live in HP world, I guess I'd have to be friends with Hermonie, Harry, and Ron. Ron would probably be my boyfriend- which may be a little weird because we are both gingers..I'd blend right in with his family. I'd have to toughen him up though- he is a bit of a wimp. But I'd gladly take him over Harry. Harry is not only like, 4 ft tall but he is always so intense/urgent that I just couldn't deal. I mean, he would be very protective and all, but I feel like I'd always be at the house alone because he'd be off battling something or saving someone. *sigh*. I guess that makes Hermonie my "gal-pal". That won't be so bad. Especially now that she is so stylin'. We'd all go out for "butter beer" which since JK never specified, I assume it's like cream soda but with alcohol? Really frothy and thick- yumm. So we'd go for a pint of that and then hop on our brooms and go. Actually, I'd probably have a Threstal or whatever those bat-like horses that only those who've seen death can see. I'd actually like learning spells and magic, so I'd be an A+ student. Because unlike math or history- magic and spells could be helpful in real life. It makes much more sense to learn how to make dishes wash themselves or ride a broom than it is to figure out the area of a polygon.
The rest of my wishes are a little more superficial- like being taller or having blue eyes. And those things don't even have to be wishes, even. There are many realistic ways in which I can make these wishes come true. In fact, I already have. I can wear super high heels and be tall (which i've done/currently do..but I admit, it's not really the same..but whatever, it's close) andddd I've also had blue contacts before. And gray ones too...the gray looked a little weird. I thought I looked like a husky. I would put in one gray one and one blue one in just for fun but people couldn't look at me in the eye. I guess they just couldn't choose which eye they wanted to look at, but whatever. still cool.
Living in Europe has always been a dream of mine, and I'm thinking..why can't i do that? Why do I have to live here in the US? No reason! I could literally pack up my things today- THIS VERY MINUTE- and go to England or something. And if I were truly impulsive, was rich, and didn't have school- I so would. But then I think of my family and friends here and I'm like..wait. What would I do in England? I mean, yeah it'd be awesome to go there, but I can't just stay in a youth hostel and wander the streets hoping to make friends/get a job. I'd end up homeless...although a friend of mine recently informed me that squatting is perfectly legal in England so there aren't really that many homeless people because they're all in houses...maybe it will work out after all...eh, let's be real. I'll live in the US all my life. unless...I met a millionaire who lives in Europe and wants to marry me. Then, I'll delete this post haha.
A photographic memory would be cool because I could read a book in record timing. And, I would be a great help to the police, as I could recall every detail of the crime scene..(assuming I'd be witnessing a ton of crime) ..and I'd be a beast at cold-readings because I would be "memorized" at first glance! I could be glamorizing the whole idea of a photographic memory, but whateves. 'Til I actually meet someone with it, Im-a keep on dreamin'..
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